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笨蛋傻瓜的部落格

Wednesday, June 25, 2008 / 12:27 PM

Ice-cream
Miss Green asks the class "If you have three birds
sitting on a fence and you shoot one how many birds will be left?"
Little Lucy puts her hand up "two birds miss". "Very good Lucy!"

Little Johnny thinks about this and then puts his hand up "miss I think you
would have no birds left because the sound of the bullet hitting the other bird
would scare them off."
Miss Green looks at Johnny and says "that's true little Johnny I like the
way your thinking there. Very good.

"Little Johnny says "miss I've got a question for you now." With some
trepidation miss green says "yes little Johnny what is it?".

Johnny: "If there are three women sitting on a fence all eating ice-cream.
One is bitting the ice-cream one is licking the ice-cream and one is sucking the
ice-cream.

Which one is the married one?"Miss Green looks a little confused so she
decides to just pick one. "The one sucking the ice-cream?"
she asks. "Naaah" says little Johnny "The one wearing the wedding ring of
course! But I like the way you think!"


last saturday didnt meet queenie dear..
because she last minute cannot make it as
she need to bring her mother to hospital for check up x]
last few days as usual work + home :]





Jasmine Jehseumin
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